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An Unwashed Day
5 am – Wake up. 5:02 am – Tell self to go back to sleep, no one gets up at this hour. 5:05 am – Stare at ceiling, waiting to become a normal person who sleeps in. 5:12 am – Who am I kidding? I’ve never...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to Undergrads
Dear Young People, Based on the sheer number of you loitering about the university campus staring at your phones when you ought to be lying in bed nursing a hangover, I’m forced to conclude that the...
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